AIK turned up with some new material the other day, and I would be lying if I said it didn't disturb me a bit.

While we're still deducing if this is a memory fragment, a broadcast transmission, a dream, or a thoughtform, one thing is certain: I wouldn't want to be the enemy of this guy.

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A dark-skinned male individual says "I don't even believe half the things I say, but they do. And that's the art" in a fragmented snippet of visual media.

From what metadata AIK could scrape from this restored snippet from the S600s, we've learned that his person's name was Jo░an░River░.

We ran simulations and concluded that given the region, era, and culture we believe this person to be from, his name was Jordan Rivers. While the name Joan River resonated at a higher frequency during our investigation, the identity-to-subject match protocol was laughably off base.

We don't have much more about him that's ready for sharing, but we'll be sure to tell you the minute we do! We'll also formally get him into the Archive when we have a bit more to go on.

This was fun to make! I made it sometime last year and thought I lost it. On that note: FILE ORGANIZATION IS IMPORTANT!

Tools I used to create this clip:

  • Metahuman Character Creator to create Jordan
  • Unreal Engine 5.6 to create the environment, animate Jordan, and render and export the sequence.
  • ElevenLabs to mask my voice and give Jordan his own
  • Adobe Premiere Pro to put the clip together and make it cinematic (whatever that means)

Last Update: February 27, 2026

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